Sunday, August 15, 2010

Some JOKES

Teacher to Pathan: Jis ko sunai na de use English main kya kahenge?
PATHANL Jo marzi keh do Us ko konsa sunai dega

Gharaylo Totykay
1- agar ap ko kutta kaat ly to ap usay kaat len. Hisab barabar
2- Doodh phat jaye to safaid dhage sy si len, kisi ko pata nahe chalega
3- agar ap ka qad chota hy to 3,4 martaba phansi len agr bach gaye to bohat faida hoga
4- agar apke baal girte hen to tind kerwa len phir kbhi nahi girengy.

Zindagi k 7 Ehem kaam
1- Studies
2- Games
3- Entertainment
4- Love
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5-
6-
7-
4th kam k bad banda ksi kam ka nahi rehta

Sardar: meri biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon
Dost: kaisy
Sardar: Kal men ghar gya uski ankhoon pr hath rkh k bola "mein kon?" to wo mzaq mai boli "Doodh wala"

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