JOKES

Teacher to Pathan: Jis ko sunai na de use English main kya kahenge?

PATHAN: Jo marzi keh do Us ko konsa sunai dega

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Gharaylo Totykay

1- agar ap ko kutta kaat ly to ap usay kaat len. Hisab barabar

2- Doodh phat jaye to safaid dhage sy si len, kisi ko pata nahe chalega

3- agar ap ka qad chota hy to 3,4 martaba phansi len agr bach gaye to bohat faida hoga

4- agar apke baal girte hen to tind kerwa len phir kbhi nahi girengy.

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Zindagi k 7 Ehem kaam

1- Studies

2- Games

3- Entertainment

4- Love

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5-

6-

7-

4th kam k bad banda ksi kam ka nahi rehta
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Sardar: meri biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon

Dost: kaisy

Sardar: Kal men ghar gya uski ankhoon pr hath rkh k bola "mein kon?" to wo mzaq mai boli "Doodh wala"

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Marasiyon ka Baap mrnay wala tha.Us ka gird sab khamosh bethay thay. Mahool sogwaar tha.
aik marasi bola: Welay bethay aan, jidon tk a bab merda nai dolki waja lo

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Gama to Pappu: Yar pappu miss kehndi aey k majjh da doodh peen nal dmagh taiz hunda ae
Pappy:gappa mardi ae jay ae gal hondi te apna khatta enginner na lga hunda